Jorts Sighting!

Friends!  The past two days saw tremendous activity and growth in the Jorts Community.  We (The Golden Chapter) have officially doubled our numbers.  Welcome to all new members!  May your jorts fit well and fray better!

In even more exciting news, two of our brand new members managed to contribute stunning shots of their jorts in action!  While this blog remains (to my knowledge) un-findable on the Googles, only true fans of the JAC:GC can see these amazing photos of jorts in the wild.  Behold, in all their glory!

Those are some great jorts, sir!

This member boldly claims that his jorts have been shortened.  Hopefully he manages to avoid the all-too-common chafing caused by damp jorts.

These (honestly sweet) photos of jorts in action bring to mind an important topic for all of us here at JAC:GC: Haters.  Haters come in all shapes, sizes, creeds, and colors.  Those of you holding the pulse of the World Wide Web (WWW for short) may have caught wind of the Tim Tebow jorts scandal. Not only does this article clearly mis-label many styles of jorts,  (those so-called "hanging with the boys" jorts are clearly the classic "No-fray Pocket Shockers"!) it would seem that the very fabric of the article misleads the casual observer!  Tim Tebow may well be a fan of jorts, but who would know!? Those photos feature nothing but Photoshopped falsehoods!  Close inspection reveals subtle Photoshop giveaways.  I don't think I need to go into details but look closely, fellow members, and you'll find nothing but great jorts on an unwitting Tim Tebow!

Mr. Tebow, you deserve better. The JAC:GC would be honored to have you as a full-fledged member.  Upon receipt of an unmodified photo of you in jorts, you will receive all the benefits of membership in the JAC:GC. We look forward to your submission.

To those "satirists", to those haters who would defile the good name of jorts the world over, I say Good Day!

I SAID GOOD DAY!